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srevingulas



Joined: 27 Mar 2007
Posts: 9
Location: rome

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:58 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
Why do men pass gas more than women?Because women can't shut up long enough toBuild up the required pressure.If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?A woman who won't do what she's toldI married a Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always.Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.It's called a Wedding Cake.Why do men die before their wives?They want to.Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.Then God created Man and rested.Then God created Woman.Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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THEhiDooms



Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 5

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
i have heard all of these before!
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Mrrererrr



Joined: 14 Oct 2007
Posts: 1
Location: Dominican Republic

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:09 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
HAHA!
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MARSHAA



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 2

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:14 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
HA...HA...Ha!
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MelB



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 31

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:20 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
that was hilarious!
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SpecialK



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 23

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
ha ha ha nice....but old
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Zaibatsu



Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 4
Location: Colubia

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:31 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
Nice but I have heard most of them before.. but, heres one for the women...How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig? He thinks "harass" is two wordsor..why are jokes so short?so men can remember them
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tysdad62271



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 5

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:36 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
it was worth a laugh, knowing that men are all good...but philosophize.... and realize...... the truth. For God didn't create another man for man, so we might be lucky for that if you straight as an arrow.And to the men of God the women of men were beautiful.
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tillytilly



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 5

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
lol
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MrsT



Joined: 28 Sep 2007
Posts: 13

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:47 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
CHEATER ALL THEESE AND PART ONE WERE POSTED BY A PERSON BEFOR YOUSCAMMERNO STAR 4 U
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Notasobr



Joined: 02 Sep 2007
Posts: 11
Location: US

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:53 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
well.lol
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shannow5858



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 5

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:58 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
lol! very good!! Smile ( and so true! lol)
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richgirl9137



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 5

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
lol
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Sister727



Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 3

PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:10 pm    Post subject: For Men Only Part 2? Reply with quote
hi jock man you are being naughty to us women today
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