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Vajocheboca
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
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Location: Venezuela
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 Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:33 pm Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Matt."None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." Little Matt answeredThe teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like ur thinking." Then Little Matt says, "I have a question for u. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."Little Matt says "Actually the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a parrot.He pulled over, picked the poor parrot, who was still alive, but Unconscious.He decided to take him home.When the motorist got home, he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside.When the parrot regained consciousness, he looked around and said:"BARS, bread, water!!!!...Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!!!"A young Texan walks up and sits down at the bar."What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man."6 shots! Are you celebrating something?""Yeah, my first blowjob.""Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.""No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will!!"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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Val
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:16 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| hahahaha |
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Valentina
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
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Location: Россия
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:59 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| lol |
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Valerie
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:42 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| great jokes lmao |
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Valentina
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
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Location: Россия
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:25 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| kinda forgot your answer, but loved the thinking in your fun. loved the first one, love!, it. the second had good thinking. a limp sarcastic yeah! for the other two, what was the boy celebrating, a b.l.o.w.j.o.b, or f.u.c.k? |
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Valerie7850
Joined: 18 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:08 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| a prostitute is having sex with client. she puts her discharge crusts in a bag afterwards like always and puts the bag in the cupboard as usual. as she is being paid her husband knocks on the door. she quickly hides the client in the cupbourd and aswers the door.HUSBAND: hunny i've just gotten us tickets to travel around the world, come quick the plane leaves in an hour!when the prostitute gets back from her romantic trip around the world she opens the cupbourd to find her client is still alivePROSTITUTE:how did you stay alive all these months?CLIENT:i found a bag of crisps |
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Valentina
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
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Location: Россия
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:51 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| ha ha ha!!! i like all of them!!! |
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Valentina
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
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Location: Россия
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:34 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| nice:) |
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valentinesdayyy
Joined: 15 Feb 2008
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Location: Burkina Faso
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:17 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| hehe he |
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Valentina
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
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Location: Россия
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| Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: Funny jokes..........? |
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| like the wedding one |
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