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speranzacampbell
Joined: 28 Mar 2008 Posts: 4
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:41 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| I am the mother of the groom.... and my son is marrying a horrible wench who only wants to drain his bank account when he goes to Iraq this winter. He is a nieve 21 year old boy who doesnt see her as a lazy B*tch just yet. I have to choose a song that him and I will dance to at their JOKE of a wedding. I want it to be special because I love my son, but i want to piss off the bride at the same time. She feels that he doesnt need his family because her family is enough. She even is controlling his bachelor party.... So if anyone has any song ideas or any other ideas as to what I can do to piss her off please let me know. Thanks... |
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Phitieshape
Joined: 04 May 2008 Posts: 3
Location: Madagascar
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:57 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| Sounds like she is the way she is towards you because of the way you are towards her. You only stand to drive your son away from you with your bitter attitude. |
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mtnglo
Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 3
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:12 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| Don't do it. Behave yourself at your son's wedding. |
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scouslyson
Joined: 02 Dec 2007 Posts: 7
Location: SE
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:27 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| haha try singing "you make me sick" by pink! lol get all up in her face and sing it to her karaoke style! lol |
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sandrybalsc
Joined: 19 Feb 2008 Posts: 3
Location: Porno
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:43 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| Get over yourself! |
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pharmablogger
Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 2
Location: Sweden
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:58 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| Just don't do it. If she is truly as bad as you say, your son will grow up eventually and realize how bad she is. But in the time being you don't want your son to turn on you because of her influence. It is your sons decision...its hard, but try and stay away from it and dont upset this woman anymore then needed...it could truly backfire. |
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nowaynohow6677
Joined: 26 Apr 2008 Posts: 3
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:13 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| wow... what a loving mother.... just talk to your son. but if u really want to piss her off, pick something that is totally mother and son, and maybe downplays her! |
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nitr0bike
Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Posts: 11
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:28 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| I was in the same situation as you with my son - also military - whose then-girlfriend told me the first time she met that she "knew she would always get her a military man" - because of other issues that arose over the wedding, I chose not to attend - I feel a LITTLE guilty about it, but felt it was best for all if I did not go. Yes, they're married, she's still lazy, he's still serving and what can you do, he will NEVER know how I truly feel about her - because I refuse to let her come between us. So, if you go, be a stand up Mom and pick something nice for you and your son to dance to, you'll regret doing otherwise. |
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mellowyellow
Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 12
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:44 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| Embrace your new daughter in law. Don't you love your boy? You stand more to lose than gain if you behave that way on his important day. If you do something like that, you will alienate him. Then IF you are right about the young woman ,when that falls apart your son will feel like he has nobody. OR if they remain together ,don't you want to see your grandbabies??Be the mature woman you are. SMILE! |
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Oreo
Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 5
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:59 am Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| This is outstanding! |
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SmupleSetleta
Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 5
Location: Kyrgyzstan
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| Can you do me a favor, please. Get over it, don't be one of those pain in the neck mother in laws, dont do it for yourself, dont do it for your future daughter in law.. Do it for the sake of your son, be happy for him - this is HIS life not yours - let go and cut the chord. Honestly you dont know what its like to have a crazy mother in law, wel neiter do I but my grandmother (my fathers mother) Despises my mom, like openly - somehow my immidate family came to the point where we cut my whole dads side of the family out of our lives, Be the bigger person be happy for your son. If this dosent convice you to then just imagine them having kids - Kids aren't stupid by the way - they'll be able to see that you dont like thier mother. |
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mr.videomen
Joined: 25 Feb 2008 Posts: 1
Location: usa
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| I think you should dance to the song..."Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson...its a slow song that you could dance to...but it should surely piss her off! hahahahaha"Homewrecker"Well you're a real hot cookie with a new hairdoYour high heel boots and your credit cardLong legs and a mini skirtYeah you know what works and you work it hardYou smile like such a lady innocent and sweetYou drive the men folk crazy,But any girl can see You're just a [CHORUS]Homewrecker I know what you're doin'You think you're gonna ruin what I got, But you're not Yeah you little go getterI'll teach you a lessonIf you get to messin' with my manYou don't stand a chanceNo, you're just a homewreckerI'm sure you waited for a long, long time To find a man like mine But honey you're too lateSo before you go and make your move Maybe me and you should get a few things straightThere's two ways we can do thisI'll let you decide You can take it somewhere else or we can take it outside you little[REPEAT CHORUS]Now honey I'm a Christian, But if you keep it upI'm gonna go to kickin' your pretty little buttIs that clear enough yeah, you little [Repeat Chorus] |
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Melissa
Joined: 22 Nov 2007 Posts: 24
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:45 pm Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| slow dance to the same song they have their first dance too. |
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Peace3078
Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 2
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| I think you need to cool off. Your son is an adult and if this woman truly isn't right for him he has to learn form his own mistakes. Not by mommy's intervention. His wedding is not the time to mess around. You said he is leaving for Iraq - what if you alienate him by how you treat her and god forbid, something happen, how could you live with yourself. I hate to say that but come on..I think you should rethink your whole "idea". |
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NicoleL
Joined: 21 Jan 2008 Posts: 11
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:16 pm Post subject: I need a song to piss off the bride....? |
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| shes not a a B**** you are your a monster in law try watching the movie maybe it will help your psychoticness |
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