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nghtwsl
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| For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them. Sincerely,Crock O. Schitt |
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NicreYolio
Joined: 07 Jun 2007
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Location: New York
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| too long |
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Nico
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| Read this many years ago but still good ha ha ,,,, |
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Nicole8739
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:31 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| Not too long at all - very clever and very funny - well done... you are probably right that you will get a violation for it and I am glad that I saw it before it gets taken off line. |
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Niceforxx
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
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Location: Free porn
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| Very funny! |
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Nico
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| That was awesome thx for the laugh and if u get reported people have no since of humor that's why they have age limits. |
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NideTiepele
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Location: Kazakhstan
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| Now that's some funny SCHITT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Nicole
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| Does your girlfriend have the Irish name O'Really? |
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Nicole8739
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:52 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| Well thats some long schitt to read but it was worth it,lol |
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nicbra_pismim
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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Location: New Zeland
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| Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:09 pm Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| I've seen this before but it is still funny. |
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Nfreevid
Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:25 am Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| Actually made me laugh out loud, literally! |
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nickyB
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:41 am Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Brilliant!!!*STARS* |
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Niceforxx
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| Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:58 am Post subject: I wonder will this get a violation? |
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| hahahaha!!!very funny lolthanks for the laugh. |
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