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Invisigoth5616
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't surewhether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"Star if ya like it  |
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IrisR6059
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:59 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| lol star for you |
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IrisR3538
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:23 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| nice! |
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islam-4-life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:46 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| woah confusing |
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inheplytiet
Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:09 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| lol! funy! star |
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inheplytiet
Joined: 22 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:33 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| very funny... |
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inepeTibeJimi
Joined: 06 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:56 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| Lol that was good, but man was that long!xxx =] |
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jade
Joined: 27 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:19 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| OH MY GOD! that was kinda dumb at first but I got it after the first to its kinda wierd but i though it was funny! |
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Jai
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:42 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| That was SO funny! OMG!!! good 1 |
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Jacqui
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:06 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| hahahahaha |
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J-MaN0639
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:29 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| hahathat is way funny! |
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Invisigoth2362
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:52 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| That's hillarious! Thanks! |
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IsonnaGowbash
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:16 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| good joke but i dont get the lawyer part in the end. thanks for the joke...get a star for that |
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jadeh
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:39 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| Ha ha funny, although I think the joke is a little long |
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j153e
Joined: 31 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:02 am Post subject: One last Joke =P? |
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| guddun |
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