Jody
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
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 Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: Greg griffin? |
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| MY GAURDIAN ANGLEBERTRAND MPIGABAHIZI & SYDNEY OLGIN(Jenny Poloski enters the bus station from Upper Right and ruches across to center below bench in a hurry to get away from something ( rain ) , she then sits full front on the bus stop bench which seems to be empty . Ashley Brooks enters bus station from down left also trying to get away from something 9 rain ) he seems very confused and lost . He cross center below bench left, staring at Jenny he sits ¼ on left side of the bench . ( they seem to be the only people at the bus station ) .)Ashley : What are you looking atJenny : Nothing …. Nothing , I wasn’t even looking at you , I just ….Ashley : What ever , just do me a favor and stop annoying me I had enough to deal with today , I cant find my car and I have to get to my wedding , and I don’t need a pimple face pickle eater bothering me .Jenny ; But your ca….Ashley : Shut itJenny : I’m sorry , I didn’t mean to bother you or anything it’s just ..Ashley : It’s just what .. your stocker , a weirdo , hey maybe you should start using serial killer in your vocabulary … I know your types , try to act like sweet innocent girl scouts , with your sweet innocent voices , and your sweet innocent cookies ….Jenny : UhhhhhhhhAshley : But you turn out to be sweet innocent little girls with switch knives and obsession for blood soaked cookies .Jenny : oh my … you must be mental , mad , out of this world , insane , bonkers.Ashley : LOL ………hey you want me to tell you a secretJenny : YeahhhhhhhhAshley : Well listen up … have you ever wanted to be cool , to be liked in school , everyone loves you , a superstar.Jenny: YeahhhhhhhAshley :… Ok … well all you have to do is……. JUMP IN FRONT OF A SPEEDING CAR AND SEE IF YOU CAN STOP IT .Jenny : ………………Ashley : Lol(Jenny stands up crying , and dashes across to down right , she stops and closes ¾ left.)Ashley : Hey where you going …..it was just a joke , a joke ….. you know like hahahaha.(Jenny spins around fast and opens ¼ right .)Jenny : SHUT UP …….YOU ARRAGONT , SELF CENTERED BULLY ……YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE .(Ashley looking very shocked and amused , crosses to down right next to Jenny and opens ¼ left .)Ashley : Hey why you acting all sensitive like that ….your acting like a girl dude .(Jenny shocked but what he said spins around again to ¼ left .)Jenny : I…i… I ‘am a girrrlAshley : Noooo way …..dude I swore you were like a dude , dude , like a very short dud….Jenny ; I’ am ugly ….they were all right I ‘am the ugliest beast in the work , a fat , smelly , hairy , wet you in your pants beast ( while crying )Ashley : ……Yo du…. I mean lady , I’m sorry I didn’t mean it like that you know …….i bet all the guys at school love .Jenny : HA … they hate my guts , oh your so ugly Jenny , oh your so fat Jenny , you like a digest frog Jenny , your parent must hate you Jenny , GO JUMP IN FRONT OF A CAR JENNYYYYYYYYYYY .Ashley : ……. I’m sorry …..well let’s start again ….my name is Ashley … Ashley Brooks …what’s your name .Jenny : Oh … well nice to meet you mister…….oh , my name is Jenny ….. Jenny Poloski .Ashley : Uhhhh yeah …… so why you running away for …….. it’s not really a good day to runway ……Sundays are the best .Jenny : What , who , how …….ooooooooh my good …... YOU CAN READ MY MIND , YOU CAN READ MY MIND .Ashley : I’m not Harry PotterJenny : Liar …..then how did you know I was running away .Ashley : You have a loaded suit case …. your seated in a empty bus station in the middle of the week in a cold , rainy day …….if you weren’t running away the other choice was that you were a hobo .Jenny : Hahahaha…funnyAshley : no seriously …..why are you running awayJenny : Well ….. it’s kind of a long story ….. a really long storyAshley : Girl I got all day , all dayJenny :Well , everyone hates me at school , my parents are embarrassed of me they think a mistake , and my sister looks like a supermodel , Jenny you really look like a boy , a dog , a raccoon , a half eaten corpse ….Ashley: Supermodel …..how old is she(Jenny turns around angrily , and dashes to DOWN LEFT , into a profile left .Ashley looking annoyed walks over to DOWN LEFT into a ¼ LEFT .)Ashley ; My bad … I just went off in the wrong direction …… seriously I’m listening now ,Jenny :……Fine , so I’ve never been the pretty one , ever since I was born I have been a ****** eyed , buck toothed , nappy headed loser . All the kids hate me because I more smarter , brighter , and I don’t like to cheat ….. oh and I try to be the best little camper in the 3rd grade .Ashley : Ohhhh……. So why do let them get to you , your smarter , nicer , prett…… most likely to be rich .Jenny :Because I want to be cool , I want to be pretty …. I want them to be my friends.Ashley : you don’t need people like that to be your friends ….. their not worth it .Jenny: You like someone dropped you when you were a baby Jenny , go flush your head in the toilet Jenny , wow I love your dress Jenny well maybe if I was a fat , ugly gorilla Jenny , don’t look at me Jenny I don’t what to die Jenny , I don’t to turn to stone , I don’t want my eyes to burn .Ashley : Oh really , we hate you Ashley , you kind of look like a hood rat Ashley , your mom must be ape Ashley , go jump in front of a bus Ashley .(Jenny stands their for a second , seems to realize something , and CROSSES TO CENTER below Ashley , above bench , )Jenny : Your right , I don’t need them , I’m smarted then them , I’m more charming , and wayyy more cooler .(Ashley then CROSSES CENTER, to left of Jenny.)Ashley : That’s the way you should think , see all you had to do was to find the confidence inside , with you I you would be able to get better .(Jenny then sits right side of bench .)Jenny : Dr. PhilAshley : Uhhh….Oprah(Ashley kneels below left side of bench CROSSES above bench left side .)Ashley : See I told you can get better ….. I bet your going to turn out just perfect , unlike me……. Kim’s never going to forgive me.Jenny : Thanks ….. it was no point for me to get all deranged over them , I’m going home … no matter what they want .Ashley : Well see ya later Jen , I guess I still have to wait for this slow bus .Jenny : I like you …. You have a beautiful car and you have to go to your wedding to I bet a beautiful wife to be … and your kneeling here talking to little oh me , in all this rain in the middle of Manhattan.Ashley: Lol…….wait , what are you talking about , my beautiful carJenny : Well I tried to tell youAshley : WhatJenny: Your car….. it’s right thereAshley :……..Oh my gosh(Stands up and kisses Jenny)Ashley: Thanks Jenny , here’s my number ……call me(Jenny falls to the floor)Jenny : WOWAshley: See ya(He exits UPPER LEFT , running)THE END |
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