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Easter2008hasbeencancelle
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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 Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:46 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he only kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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ecterbob
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:48 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| lol.... funny stuff! |
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eatonwrite
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| Hahahahahaaaaaa....yeah i like it....but i'm a stamp collector so i would...lmao |
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eatanappledrinkasnapple
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:51 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| That's a very good joke, well done. |
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EarlD7366
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:52 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| yeh never heard that one before, really good! |
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EarlD7366
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:54 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| hahahahaha very good |
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EbonyH
Joined: 26 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:56 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| thanks |
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Eckinieckho
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Location: Los Angeles
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| old |
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ebob
Joined: 31 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:59 am Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| well done its a gudn |
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eatonwrite
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| Love it! |
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eatonwrite0028
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| not bad 8 out of 10 |
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EarlD7366
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| good one,have a star |
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ebob
Joined: 31 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| Great joke thanks |
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Eckinieckho
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Location: Los Angeles
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: funny joke star if it makes you laff? |
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| stop with the long jokes ,to much to read, |
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