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eatonwrite0028
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 Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| What do you think of these Joke?10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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EarlD
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| i love it! i give you star!lol |
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EarlD
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny ... really funny |
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EbatVrotTebaUSA
Joined: 06 Mar 2008
Posts: 19
Location: Tunisia
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:31 pm Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| haha that was cutehave a star |
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Earth
Joined: 20 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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LMAO Man thats a good one! A+ Joke!!!  To answer the above ? about husband #10....what does one do with a stamp before placing it on the envelope? hehe |
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Ecotansinnano
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Estonia
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| excellent! star for you. |
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EarlD7366
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:36 pm Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| Awesome joke!I like 6 cause it's so true about us people. |
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Eckinieckho
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 12
Location: Los Angeles
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| heard it before but its still funny |
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Ecotansinnano
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
Posts: 4
Location: Estonia
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:39 am Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| hahaha the stamp collector. |
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Eckinieckho
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Location: Los Angeles
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:40 am Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| LMAO! it seemed a like it was gonna be one of those jokes without a punch line just a witty list of punns, like those lame myspace bulletins you post, but the punch really did alot. It was a more intelegent joke that I was expectict, I'd like to say it's like a double joke in a sense. |
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EarlD
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:42 am Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| haha wowwwee |
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Easter2008hasbeencancelle
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:43 am Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| Not if there no money in it.What Pro-Bono?Oh I suppose it's for the public good.There was a crowd. |
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eatanappledrinkasnapple
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
Posts: 33
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:45 am Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! I could shower you with stars for this one Sweetie!!! |
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ecterbob
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:46 am Post subject: 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin (Does this one deserve stars)? |
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| 5 stars. |
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