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xiklomn
Joined: 14 Nov 2007
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Location: USA
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| How do you turn a fox into an elephant?> Marry It!>> What is the difference between a battery and a woman?> A battery has a positive side.>> What are the three fastest means of communication?> 1) Internet> 2) Telephone> 3) Telawoman>> How are fat girls and mopeds alike?> They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.>> How is a woman like a condom?> Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your d**k.>> What should you give a woman who has everything?> A man to show her how to work it.>> Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called awaist?> Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.>> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?> Put a nipple on it.>> Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?> Because they don't have balls to scratch.>> Why do women fake orgasms ?> Because they think men care.>> What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?> Nothing, she's been told twice already.>> If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have > you done wrong? Made her chain too long>> How many men does it take to open a beer?> None. It should be opened when she brings it.>> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a > woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be > able to support you.>> Why do women have smaller feet than men?> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to standcloser> to the kitchen sink.>> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she> starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'>> How do you fix a woman's watch?> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.>> Why do men pass gas more than women?> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required > pressure.>> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling atthe> front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up> once you let him in..>> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?> A woman who won't do what she's told>> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex driveby> 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.>> Why do men die before their wives?> They want to.>> Women will never be equal to men...> until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,and> still think they are sexy.>> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.> Then God created Man and rested.> Then God created Woman.> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.>EMMARLEE chill out and get a sence of humour,and i'm a married woman by the way !! |
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Tiffany
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:02 am Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| Funny |
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toby_bear
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:46 am Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| Have heard all these before, but u certainly made me chuckle!!! |
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WildOtter
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:31 am Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| if you find any of them funny you must be a prick. And a single one im guessing !! |
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waixheadibehoo
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
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Location: World
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:16 am Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| sorry if i miss type im still laughing with water in my eyes have a star im still chuckling now |
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tree0013
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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lol  ) |
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tyomolsoy
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 52
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| Great, I love you!. |
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wils0722
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| Getting the confidence up to tell my female friends!!!!! |
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TRIKERCHICK
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| well what do you now its long and to the point |
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weddrev4542
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| My wife even chuckled at a few of these...For that, you get......a STAR...! |
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Unfora
Joined: 19 Feb 2008
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Location: Bolivia
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:44 pm Post subject: brave men jokes? |
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| FUNNY!!!!!!!!x |
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