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Zelmethitnete
Joined: 14 Dec 2007
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Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
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 Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:15 am Post subject: please explain this joke to me?!!!!!!? |
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| A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"hey my dads a lawyer!4 that person who didnt get number 10,its saying that men who collect stamps r gay. |
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ZetNeeriHig
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
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Location: India
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:51 pm Post subject: please explain this joke to me?!!!!!!? |
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| no offense, but what's not to get?the first 10 husbands had reasons not to have sex, but lawyers screw everybody. |
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violet_z6
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 7
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:27 pm Post subject: please explain this joke to me?!!!!!!? |
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| lawyers screw people |
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windxok
Joined: 29 Feb 2008
Posts: 3
Location: USA
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject: please explain this joke to me?!!!!!!? |
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| cuz lawyers are known to screw ppl |
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_pistol_tiyo_
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: London
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| Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:39 pm Post subject: please explain this joke to me?!!!!!!? |
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| lawyers screw people with money... they rob them for the servises |
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ZZZORGEBACH
Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 4
Location: USA
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| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 3:15 am Post subject: please explain this joke to me?!!!!!!? |
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| i am with you on this one.. can someone else explain? |
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Werthapyhat
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Posts: 3
Location: Georgia
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| Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:51 am Post subject: please explain this joke to me?!!!!!!? |
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| ha ha...i dont get #10... |
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