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waixheadibelkm
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| A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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yodathetwentysecond0052
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:57 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| That one is worth a comment....good joke. |
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ViaPHHGbnfg
Joined: 03 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:51 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| i like it quite long but funny at the end ( me laughing ) cool joke !!x |
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usnah
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:45 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| hahaha very nice |
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Wrixhibra
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:39 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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Some of the husbands sounded the same, but thats okay, the lawyer one was kinda funny. Cute  |
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ZaneMarecrosserly3986
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:33 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| Nice |
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vazel_dano
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:27 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| OMG that is so funny! LMAOLOL |
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Vilcomns
Joined: 30 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:21 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| lol excellent!! |
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vivaleEire
Joined: 20 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:15 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| this is so funny |
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Verberspp
Joined: 11 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:09 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| YEAH, GOOD ONE! LOLGirl and guy are in the bedroom fooling around. Girl is a virgin and doesn't know exactly if she wants to have sex becasue she heard it will be painful. The guy pulls off his pants and begins to stroke her gently.girl: "are you kidding? what am I supposed to do with that? it's gonna hurt!"guy: "I know it looks big, but it's only 3 inches.......from the back wall!" |
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warrior
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:03 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| Very funny |
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vaya3
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| Hahaha, its sooooo true!!Star =D |
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vienpiwcuifhadby
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:51 pm Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| Great joke!!! Well worth the read> |
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_esli_iniqwe_
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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Location: London
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| Ha Ha! Thanks for posting this. |
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WifeyWifey
Joined: 27 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:39 pm Post subject: read in full please good joke!? |
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| a star |
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