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waixheadibelkm



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:03 am    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom."How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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yodathetwentysecond0052



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
That one is worth a comment....good joke.
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ViaPHHGbnfg



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:51 am    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
i like it quite long but funny at the end ( me laughing ) cool joke !!x
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usnah



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:45 am    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
hahaha very nice
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Wrixhibra



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:39 am    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
Some of the husbands sounded the same, but thats okay, the lawyer one was kinda funny. Cute Smile
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ZaneMarecrosserly3986



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:33 am    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
Nice
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vazel_dano



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:27 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
OMG that is so funny! LMAOLOL
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Vilcomns



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:21 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
lol excellent!!
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vivaleEire



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:15 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
this is so funny
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Verberspp



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:09 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
YEAH, GOOD ONE! LOLGirl and guy are in the bedroom fooling around. Girl is a virgin and doesn't know exactly if she wants to have sex becasue she heard it will be painful. The guy pulls off his pants and begins to stroke her gently.girl: "are you kidding? what am I supposed to do with that? it's gonna hurt!"guy: "I know it looks big, but it's only 3 inches.......from the back wall!"
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warrior



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:03 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
Very funny
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vaya3



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:57 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
Hahaha, its sooooo true!!Star =D
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vienpiwcuifhadby



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
Great joke!!! Well worth the read>
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_esli_iniqwe_



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:45 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
Ha Ha! Thanks for posting this.
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WifeyWifey



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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: read in full please good joke!? Reply with quote
a star
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