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Haneet
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 Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, her beautiful younger sister.My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down and it was more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else.One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door...I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We Are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."And the moral of this story is.....ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car!Please feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time. All my jokes are being archived here:http://chu.gs/jokes@Variable 46Nah, not all of my jokes are this old, some are a LOT older. |
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Hollyday
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| omg!!! hahaha too funny!! ♥ that is one lucky man!! |
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gg
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| excellent joke thanks for sharing. |
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gryphon19119573
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| This isn't your joke, it's an urban legend; been around for years and years. Are all your jokes that old? |
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GortKore
Joined: 28 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| HAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!! |
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IsmailEliat
Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| One of my all time favourites, written very well.. |
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HeatherV
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:56 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| Last time I saw this it was the sexy mother-in-Law to be, who was the temptress. So funny yes. Hilarious...not this time. |
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Imassedypedam
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| haha i havent got a test like that yet but my fiancee dosent have a hot sister either,. |
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hitchnj9591
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:38 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| LMAO. |
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JohnM8738
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| haha awesome |
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homemaker
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| ***hahahahahahahahahaha***funny!!! reminds me of this one:I was reading an article today about the dangers of drinking! And it made me feel horribly sick! I started to really think about my life and future....and i decided that as of today....NO MORE READING...lol... |
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hitchnj5656
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| that was terribly funny haha.i loved it :Dstar! |
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J-MaN5359
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:03 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| That's one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time!!! You get a star!!! |
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iloveweddings8864
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:54 pm Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| awesome joke! |
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iloveubutdouloveme3
Joined: 27 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: Ever have a fiancee like this? (joke)? |
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| LOL!! Where do you find all these things to make me smile so big? |
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