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Jeff
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| 1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you. 2. Why is a Laundromat a bad place to pick up a woman? Because women who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. 3. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. 4. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." 5. How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't, there is a clock on the oven. 6. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women never shut up long enough to build up pressure. 7. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. 8. All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart. 9. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. 10. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. 11. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same. 12. Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called wedding cake. 13. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said dust. 14. In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. 15. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. 16. What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. 17. A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." 18. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-laws. 19. A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing. "You can have mine." 20. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. 21. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautiful.OK...... its a joke....... i dont think like that, i hold women in very high regard, so please dont slam me for it! thanks!call me a jerk or a lazy husband but dont judge me for my sense of humour. My family is my world. Mistreating women or anyone for that matter is off my agenda. Never have i or ever will I do that. I put in 100 percent in all aspects of my marriage, housework, cooking cleaning, raising kids, treating my wife with the love and respect she deserves so please dont judge me til you know me! thank you! |
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g_mo10466
Joined: 22 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| Yes, |
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Ibuprostop
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| Nice one! |
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gardeniyas
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| niceee. |
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Gman
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:37 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| thats funny/ mean/ true all at the same time !<3http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080429154444AAUoWv2&r=w |
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IngepEffece
Joined: 25 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:42 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| punny |
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Enarmalay
Joined: 30 Jan 2008
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Location: Netherlands
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:48 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| Good one !! |
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Frunklourolox
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
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Location: Paraguay
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| Um... funny... but a little offensive... why not any things about men? |
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KerArroky
Joined: 23 Apr 2008
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:58 pm Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| ur a jerk. i got a joke for u lazy husbands that do absolutely nothing- why don't woman give sh** - cuz they dont have an as* hole till they're married! |
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judithia2000
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:04 am Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ok,, i m a girl, and i admit this joke is a bit sexist, but its hilarious, and its really FUNNY! eh, most jokes are sexist, anyways. i got some giggles ;)heyyy, ya know whats weird? make a joke about men, and its funny. make a joke about women, and its offensive. this is because thru history, women hav been deemed as not as 'good' as men. (which is soooooo not true; we are equal:) ) jokes like these remind us females of the sexist history of the world, and it pisses us offf. but like i said, its still pretty funny! |
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JBGemini2
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:09 am Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| Funny but mean! You men should be lucky for us women! =)) haha |
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KatieG9652
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:15 am Post subject: 21 things to know about men and women? |
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| I think some are funny some are not true more true for a man |
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