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hore_hoho
Joined: 26 Apr 2007
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Location: USA
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| A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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horizon
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:13 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| someone alredy posted this. |
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hopflower
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:25 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| Heard it b4...good one tho! |
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hopless
Joined: 31 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:37 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| lol |
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hopflower
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:49 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| funny! |
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hopflower
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:01 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| baadd |
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Horserider75
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:13 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| omg lol that is so true |
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horselover
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| lol, thats pretty gd!! = ) |
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hopless
Joined: 31 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:37 am Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| You made my day!!! |
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HornetOne
Joined: 15 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:49 pm Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| All the husbands were of some sort of contribution to a corporation and the lawyer was the one who new the case IDK im just guessing |
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hopie
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:01 pm Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| this is replay |
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horselover
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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 that was great lol |
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HotatiltNab
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:25 pm Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| That's Funny Here's A star And Have A Great Day. |
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hopless
Joined: 31 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| Very good!!!! I like it, it's really funny. |
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HotatiltNab
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
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Location: Norway
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: 10 husbands and still a virgin !!!!! ? |
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| and i sure as hell screwed heri took her for the house the car the money the foreign homesall the savingsproperty you name it i got itnow if you believe that then i am also ruler of the worldwould life not be nice if WE could get a little grace from the women now and thenwhat a dream |
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