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EricaS
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Top 10 Reasons to Become a Nurse 10. Pays better than McDonald's (though the hours aren't as good.)9. Fashionable shoes and sexy uniforms. 8. Needles: 'tis better to give than to receive. 7. Confidence in reassuring patients that all bleeding stops ... eventually. 6. Opportunity to expose yourself to rare, exotic, and exciting new diseases. 5. Interesting aromas. 4. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly clear handwriting. 2. Celebration of holidays with all your friends ... at work. 1. Comfort in the knowledge that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night… •But everybody looks funny naked! •You woke me up for that? •Did I mention the video camera? •Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! •Can you please pass me the remote control? •Do you accept Visa? •ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ •On second thought, let's turn off the lights. •Do you get any premium movie channels? •Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! •But I just brushed my teeth... •Smile, you're on Candid Camera! •Did you know the ceiling needs painting? •Did I remember to take my pill? •But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. •Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? •You're almost as good as my ex! •Now I know why he/she dumped you... •What are you planning to make for breakfast? •I have a confession... •You can cook, too right? •Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. •Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. |
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lionsiy
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
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Location: germany
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:11 am Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| Funny! 100! |
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Katie7048
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 6
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:56 am Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| Very nice- star for you. |
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heshoots
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
Posts: 4
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:41 am Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| Wow thesewere so great i needed a great laugh this early in the morning ' and you gave it to me ..Thanks and fantastic jokes I give you a 10.10 |
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Erika_M
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 11
Location: Delaware, USA
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:26 am Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| i once fought a bear. funny story. i jumped on him. he kicked me. i kicked him in the nuts. stole his salmon. ran away. poop today! yay! |
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hitchnj7702
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 3
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:11 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| The first one (Nurse) is not like that here.The second one (Wedding Night) I can assure you I had NONE of those problems. LOL |
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dogs_n_bones
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 12:56 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| LOL. funny.10/10 star.I never said anything like that on my wedding night what i was saying is................. well you don't want to know lol. |
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famscella66
Joined: 13 Apr 2008
Posts: 2
Location: Uganda
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| very funny |
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Jennifer7613
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Posts: 5
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| I am so glad I am NOT a nurse! I liked the second one better... the one that says, "Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names is so very much something my darling husband would say! Poor guy, on our first date, he accidentally called me "Holly" - His ex's name. - All his friends got all over him! I forgave him, though and still married him! |
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jeannielunchbox7075
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| im a nurse! 100% true! 100% funny! |
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krista
Joined: 27 Dec 2007
Posts: 7
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:56 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| SORRY DUDE BUT LAMEMOST OF THEM ARE FROM RODNEY CARRINGTON |
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hlkljgk
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Posts: 3
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| I dont really care where did you get it from i just want to THANK YOU FOR GETTING IT AND SHARING A LAUGH WITH US you earned a star too ! |
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etettasterat
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 2
Location: World
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| My daughter in law is a nurse So I love the nurse #1 answer.both were funny. |
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dmitridebrov
Joined: 20 Feb 2008
Posts: 3
Location: Burma
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| Funny......but everyone looks funny naked, good one....lol |
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denise
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 7
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:56 pm Post subject: Are you a nurse? |
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| lolzloved it all! |
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