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watercresskebab
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| 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.""What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?""Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!""Good," said the new husband, "but, why?""You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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innocentdesire95
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:54 am Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| funny, good job!!!!!!!!!! |
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yessi
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:22 am Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| hahatrue |
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Mollygrl
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:50 am Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| huh? please explain |
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TheMessageRAW
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:18 am Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| Wow this is really cunning and funny. Good job, starred. |
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thats_just_the_way_we_rol
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:46 pm Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| um...lemme guess....youre a middle-aged man who thinks this is the cleverest joke that words and mind can form?..thats what i thought |
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ff
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| haha thats really funny!!!!!! thanks for the laughs love ♥ |
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Elizabeth4591
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| brilliant joke thanks |
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3rdtimearound
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:10 pm Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| lmaoi think i peed a little |
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DanJ
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:38 pm Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| Very good!!! |
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bigdog512
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:06 pm Post subject: Still a virgin? |
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| Lol, @ #7 |
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