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25Gashishistins
Joined: 08 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Bangladesh
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 Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:30 am Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.Who died and who lived?The perfect man, because the perfect woman and elves aren't real.sorry just a joke Conan know lots and lots of perfect womanhe doesyes he does he does, i tells yamum mum they're all swearinghahaha you in trouble ( sorry public holiday in australia conan drink a lot beer on holiday) |
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19gaumbella
Joined: 03 Apr 2008
Posts: 12
Location: Namibia
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:00 am Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| Where's the question? |
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1Hakatothses
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: Australia
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha(pff) |
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14sposseLulsest
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 14
Location: Netherlands Antilles
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| haha thats funny! |
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17RearpMapWal
Joined: 12 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Nepal
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| Grr. |
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16endeareruct
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 9
Location: Liberia
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| well for a start there is no such thing as the perfect person being either a shemale or a himbitchi say the elf lives hey Conan mummy wont help you but may-be another beer willI'm on the bourbon actually love this long week end stuffx x x |
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17RearpMapWal
Joined: 12 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Nepal
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:30 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| lol |
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15AudillaLoaday
Joined: 03 Apr 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Cape Verde
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| What a brilliant punchline - and we all know there's no such thing as the perfect woman. How many have you seen with:-Big ears to hold on toNo teeth so there's no bitingAnd a flat head to rest your mug of VB on (Victoria Bitter for non-Australians - not Vampire Bats)Bank holiday in Oz? Have a few VB's for meOnly 13 days and I can get my rear end to Brewerkz for a pint of Xtra IPA or Oatmeal Stout. And only 5 mins from home for me to stagger back from Riverside Point. See the link below for handcrafted beers on offer |
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16FlusFlourhoom
Joined: 08 Mar 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Greece
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| lol |
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1Hakatothses
Joined: 07 May 2008
Posts: 16
Location: Australia
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| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:00 pm Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| too crazy............ |
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26FlueliZed
Joined: 20 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: Czech Republic
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:30 am Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| hahhahah,...NOT FUNNY..BUT where's my sense of humor!!a star.. |
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22whodgilsodles
Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Posts: 3
Location: Kenya
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: Can you solve this...There was a perfect man and a perfect w |
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| What? It's not a public holiday in Australia! Good joke though. I sort of saw the ending coming. Worth a star. |
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