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BoxVista
Joined: 03 Mar 2008
Posts: 6
Location: Mexico
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 Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:12 am Post subject: defo the last for Scottish football or is it? |
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| I`ll be back in the wee small hours if any of you are around,c ya!A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on."She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship."With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on."He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!"She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?""Don't tell your father, but yes, I would," she replies. He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts." |
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BoxBazorb
Joined: 30 Mar 2008
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Location: World
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:09 am Post subject: defo the last for Scottish football or is it? |
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| Excellent Rico hahaha |
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boxofrain
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:07 am Post subject: defo the last for Scottish football or is it? |
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| LMFAO !!!!!! you should give up the day job LOL |
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Bownthini
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 8
Location: Guyana
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:04 am Post subject: defo the last for Scottish football or is it? |
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| funny |
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boxofrain
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:02 am Post subject: defo the last for Scottish football or is it? |
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| very funny |
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Bownthini
Joined: 18 Dec 2007
Posts: 8
Location: Guyana
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: defo the last for Scottish football or is it? |
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| Brilliant. Off to work you say, so if I go to the comedy club tonight what's your stage name |
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