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Ruby
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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 Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:58 pm Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| 1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.2.. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. 3. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me."4. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.5. All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.6. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. 7. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. 8. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Many say monogamy is the same.9. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.10. Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. 11. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said,"Dust!"12. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. 13. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law. 14. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son. 15. A man inserted an advertisemen in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." |
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OksankankoM
Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Posts: 15
Location: Usa
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| are these with blond hair.lol |
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Shon Pope
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
Posts: 3
Location: Greece
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:03 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| this is like the worst joke ever . why am i snickering. |
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zalakolli
Joined: 01 Nov 2007
Posts: 4
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:05 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| a few good ones thereand im a woman!! |
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Quelvetoult
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 3
Location: Bulgaria
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:08 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| All I can say to this is very funny! and Spot On!! |
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ShaneH
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
Posts: 6
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| lmao! i am a female, but these are historical!! i absolutely love your jokes! gimme more!!! lol |
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SaharAnaSaudiaMinAlby
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 30
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:13 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| lol but i bet u copied and pasted that...ah well it made me laugh |
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MainDadyFirst
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 3
Location: Malta
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:16 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| So true shudder two mothers in law |
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TectRemyTrity
Joined: 25 Oct 2007
Posts: 10
Location: Greenland
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:18 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| Wicked!!Got me and my husband howling!!Many a true word is said in jest!!10/10 and your star is on its way!! * |
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_esli_iniqwe_
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 5
Location: London
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:21 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| Thanks for that. Made me chuckle. I have been married 3 times. Yes, I'm a slow learner. |
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PiscesLeo
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
Posts: 4
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| Yawn.....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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WentTorb
Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 2
Location: USA
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:26 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| Hooo, Yeah! No. 4 is particularly true! |
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mrsjenjensen
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 2
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:28 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| one for down the pub with the lads. great |
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sips
Joined: 21 Nov 2007
Posts: 4
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:31 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| very nice...im a woman, and i agree haha |
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naturalphase
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 3
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| Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:34 am Post subject: This is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes? |
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| very very good hun,lmao,especially 14!!!!!!!!!!!!* |
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