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Veronika
Joined: 30 Jan 2008
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Location: France
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 Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:32 pm Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| Finish this short story.It was Wed. again, so I walked over to the four hamster cages, filled the water bottles and the food dishes. Then, seeing that their sleeping houses were dirty, I decided to clean them. Everything went well when I did the first three cages, but, when I went to get Flower out of the last cage, she bit me as hard as she could! She leaped to the floor and raced off! I decided to look for her later, looking now would be stupid-she was scared and would bite again. So I left the room. When I came back later, Flower was nowhere to be found. So I stood on my chair and looked around the room. No Flower. But, when I stepped down off of the chair, I felt something squishy under my foot. I lifted it up to see the most horrifying thing you could imagine- Flower! I_________ |
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ZZZORGEBACH
Joined: 16 Jan 2008
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Location: USA
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:23 pm Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| o k let me read first... hold on sweetiei poked at it a few times only to see its face horrifies. its saliva drooled from its giant tooth, its head was mysteriously now touching its butt, and its tail was now in its knees. i poked at it again only to find myself poking at a soup of blood and meat. after i picked up the mess..... i turned around to throw it away...but then. splat! i felt something else.. i turned down and suddenly dropped evrything on the floor. i lifted up my soaked sock and found out that i had stepped onPoop. ! i wiped the tears of my face and.... splat... the rest of the hamsters were now squished under my foot. |
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TiffTiff1047
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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tombstoneaz
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:06 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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I stared at the bottom of my sock realizing that I had stepped in a fresh pile of hamster poop. I swear when I turned around, I saw Flower on my desk smiling.....  |
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verykristin
Joined: 12 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:57 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| i went outside and scrapped my shoe on the sidewalk. |
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whoareyoureally
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:49 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| FLOWER! OOPS...BITE ME!!!! hehehe |
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Updadlyaffesy
Joined: 19 Nov 2007
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Location: Cyprus
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:40 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| First, I tried to do mouth to mouth rececitation, but that didn't work. So, then I got an electrical wire and tried to shock him back to life, like they do in the movies, but that just made matters worse. So, then I just sat and mourned for a moment, until I looked down and realized that it wasn't Flower, it was my brothers hamster. I was so relieved. I went out to the backyard to bury the hamster and when my brother got home I told him tht his hamster was dead. He said he didn't have a hamster... |
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thenora
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:32 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| I was so afraid I stood there screaming. But then...I saw Flower racing back to her catch what did I step on? I lifted up my foot- OH NO I SQUISHED MY TWINKIE!!!!!! :'( |
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violet_z6
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:23 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| laughed cuz i never liked that hamster and the thought of my hamster being squishy is pretty humorous. I then picked up her remains, trashed it, and burned my socks. Those were my favorite pair! UGH! I have 3 more hamsters to termina- I mean care for. =] |
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undoniroume
Joined: 07 Jul 2007
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Location: Romania
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:14 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| i like apple pie! amoung many others!!!!!!!=D |
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TyH
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:06 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| I Told You Time And Time Again Not To Run Off With You Little Gerbal Boyfriend. Omg! Tsk, Tsk, Tsk. Now Do You Understand Why I Told You To Let One Of Those Other S!utty Hamsters To Take Him. But Nooooooo You Had To Not Listen To Me And Look Now You're Dead. |
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United_Storm
Joined: 14 Aug 2007
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Location: Australia
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:57 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| awh....................well actually it was Daisy, the 2nd hamster. I cried and wonder how she had gotten out her caged and how I could of not see her. (well my floor is the color of maple wood and Daisy was not white, she was brown) As I picked her up, I saw a trail of hamster litler. I followed it around my kitchen and down the hall way towards my room. I slowly opened my room and notice that someone has been in my room touching my things. My papers on my desk has been touch so was my computer that has been turned on. Who could it have been? I heard a noise like a shhhhhhhhhhh that came out of the bath room. I quietly walk towards the bathroom door, grabing my tennis racket which was next to my bed, and push open the door, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...you know what I saw, I saw you sitting on my toliet, with your finger in your noes, my hamster on the skin looking at you, reading my Yahoo Best Answer with your lap top computer. Gosh......it smelled up my whole room. |
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vienna2001
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:49 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| u killed it i am sorry to tell u but ur a mudrur u killed ur own hamster! from jensen hocter! ur a murder |
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toponlineepornrponv
Joined: 04 Dec 2007
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Location: USA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:40 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| I really hated to look at the mess that surely was going to be on the floor, not to mention my foot. But I had to. It was the saddest thing seeing little Flower just dangling from my foot. I tried to shake her off but she just stuck there. I realized her teeth were stuck in my foot!!! So I shook one last time really hard and she flew across the room. She hit the clock on the mantle, knocking it down and smashing it into little pieces! I ran over to pick up the mess and noticed little Flower was quite dead yes, but, still in one piece. Also the clock had stopped, since it was broken, on 12:00, lunchtime. Seeing I had nothing else in the house I decided to not waste our little Flower. Well, when all was said and done, I had "hamster kabobs" for a late lunch. Crunchy and satisfying!! |
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VotobreardVaP
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
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Location: Panama
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| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:31 am Post subject: This is just for fun! funniest answer gets ten points!? |
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| stepped in poop! hamster poop! i think he had diarrhea! |
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